(from a Reuters piece)
Apparently some folks have been kind enough to collect some of the funniest answers to radio/TV game or quiz shows.
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22,1963?
Contestant: I don’t know, I wasn’t watching it then
Presenter: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump
Presenter: In which country is Mount Everest?
Contestant: Er, it’s not in Scotland is it?
Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the
name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Presenter: In which European city was the first opera house
opened in 1637?
Presenter: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and
Contestant: (after long pause) Fourteen days
Presenter: Where did the D-Day landings take place?
Contestant: (after pause) Pearl Harbor?
Presenter: What is the currency in India
Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which
jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he